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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"
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"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"
"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."
"An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid."
"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
"I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull."
"Ukraine What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea? I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away."
"You deplete me"
"CARPET SALESMAN: [sighing, handing me another sample] What about this one for your bedroom? ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small"