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Joke of the Day
"i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos."
Next Joke
"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"
"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."
"You know who probably has a lot of money? Bill Cosby's drug dealer...."
"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."
"Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."
"How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian? Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian."
"I really enjoy banging Asian babes, but.... every time I look down to check out the action, my dick is pixelated!"
"told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco"
"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."