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Joke of the Day
"TIL you can determine the sex of an ant by dropping it in water Sinks - girl ant Floats - boy ant"
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"Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually Read it."
"How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a ""true crime"" channel and calling it ""18 Victims and Counting""."
"[OC] Alright, here's my new year's resolution... Stop being late"
"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"
"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."
"""Hey look, a cemetery"" Dad: ""People are just dyin' to get there."""
"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"
"Hey, Can I take you to Hogwarts? Because I'm 9 and 3/4."
"Sausages or..... Salsa Jizz"