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Joke of the Day
"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"
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"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"Waiter what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce."
"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
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"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""