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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."

"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"What's the worst thing about a woman's panties? Your nuts hang out the side. A homeless guy told me this joke in exchange for pocket change"

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."

"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."

"[Spelling bee, to clench victory] ""O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."" Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct."

"I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second."

"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."