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Joke of the Day

"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."

"Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me."

"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"Throwing acid is wrong.... in some people's eyes."

"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."

"Is it too much to ask for an attractive hot stalker....I mean, come on, seriously!"

"What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton? A jew blowing their presidency"

"I missed my cake day yesterday. Here's a joke. My life."

"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."