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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels"

"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"

"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""

"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."

"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."

"Girlfriends are expensive but so is my drug habit."

"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""

"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."

"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"