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Joke of the Day

"I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do."

"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"

"I used to think air was free.. Until I bought a bag of chips."

"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."

"My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis I would still prefer that she had a vagina. EDIT: Grammar thx to /u/Jarabar"

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"

"What's the smallest thing in the universe? A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball."

"What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work? Puts the help wanted ads by the 12pack in the fridge and begs him for the millionth time to look for a job today."

"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"