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Joke of the Day
"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"
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"Nipples are like the cold activated bars on beer, but for people"
"What do you call someone with No body and a nose.. Nobody knows.."
"I'm 82 and I have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel. But it takes up too much room in my freezer... any suggestions?"
"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""
"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"
"How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar."
"The US government had a shutdown."
"[adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister to propel us to shore ME: *really squeaky voice* we need a different plan"
"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."