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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"
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"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"
"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"
"Me: Choose a mate who loves & respects their mom, but isn't overly dependent on her. Lady: These are 4th graders- Me: THEY NEED TO KNOW THIS"
"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"
"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."