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Joke of the Day
"I used to think air was free.. Until I bought a bag of chips."
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"What Do You Call A Group... Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl."
"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use Real dinosaurs.."
"I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says to the grasshopper ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" To which the grasshopper responds ""You have a drink named Pete?"""
"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."
"Knock knock Help"
"I just stopped at a yellow light to give myself a few extra seconds to craft this tweet."
"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""
"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."