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Joke of the Day
"I used to think air was free.. Until I bought a bag of chips."
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"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
"A businessman comes into work distraught, wearing a bloody suit.NSFW A coworker asks him, ""What happened to your tie?"" He responds, ""I had to kill that whore because she had a freaking dick."""
"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."
"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."
"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"
"Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like? A Blank Space"
"If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that's weird."
"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."