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Joke of the Day

"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"

"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"

"Veni, VD, vici I came, I caught, I cankered"

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."

"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"

"Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen? At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? M: Speeding? C: No! M: Not using my blinker? C: No! M: Because I'm drunk? Cop: Sir get off the mower!"

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"