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Joke of the Day

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks."" I thought, ""No shit..."""

"An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying ""good boy."""

"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."

"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"

"A Tiny Joke Zack's penis."

"I lost my mood ring this morning... I don't even know how i feel about this."

"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"