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Joke of the Day
"The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe."
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"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""
"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""
"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."
"So a man walks into a bar... and never comes back for my entire childhood. Where are you dad?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."
"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""
"At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why. He said, ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""
"I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious."
"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"