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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious."
Next Joke
"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "
"Cop - ""sir, are you a salamander?"" Me - [is 9 inches long. enjoys a mixed diet of earthworms, flies, beetles and vegetation]"
"Those signs that say ""Slow children playing"" When they grow up become ""Slow men working"""
"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""
"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."
"A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: ""I'd like to become the next President of the United States."" The receptionist: ""What are you an idiot?"" Redneck: ""Why is it required?"""
"What's black and doesn't work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep."
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."