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Joke of the Day
"So a man walks into a bar... and never comes back for my entire childhood. Where are you dad?"
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"Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest? Two chalk outlines."
"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."
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"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."
"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""