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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."
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"Oh, your pet loves you more than anyone else? No shit, if you controlled when I ate I'd be obsessed with you too."
"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
"Live debate - where is the ""China"" counter? Someone must be doing this :)"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"
"My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine."
"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"
"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."