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Joke of the Day

"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"Why did the creator of 9gag call it that? Because that was how many dicks he could fit in his mouth before he gagged."

"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."

"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."

"No, sweetie. You can't see the moon with vernaculars."

"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"

"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."

"Now my friends all hate me because I've been keeping my enemies closer."

"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"