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Joke of the Day
"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."
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"Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back.. to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?"
"chik-fil-a employee: It Would Be My Dying Wish To Serve You, Great Lord me: I just want some nuggets man cfa employee: I Would Die For You"
"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."
"Dr: I need a urine and stool sample. Me: *hands him my underwear* Dr:...... Me: Its all there."
"I love having sex on a camping trip... It's fucking intents"
"2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: ""tock, tock, tock, tock, tock."" The other one respones: ""Are you tocking to me?"""
"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"
"Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"