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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary code and those who not"

"I have, a really beautiful body under my floor boards"

"*Whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~Wine tasting, you pervs!"

"DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight"

"Just observed a dwarf making a complaint at customer service. He said ""I'm not happy"" I leaned in and asked ""Then which one are you?"""

"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"

"There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka."

"Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!"

"I swear to God guys.. OP is not a faggot"