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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"
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"*toy container falls off ship* *Lego bricks wash ashore on a beach full of barefoot swimmers* *president declares a national emergency*"
"Nintendo managed something astonishing in this week's Nintendo Direct announcements... People finally gave a shit about Cloud based gaming."
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."
"*emergency room* NURSE: ""we're losing him!"" DOCTOR [pouring like a lot of buckets of ice water on his head]: ""IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN"""
"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender"
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."
"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"