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Joke of the Day

"Bed Bath & Beyond sells like 7 things that people actually buy and then just a bunch of other stuff that's been there since 1998."

"A cow walks into a bar n."

"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"

"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"

"A Spanish magician is performing a trick. He says ""I will disappear in Uno, Dos... -"" He vanished without a tres."

"What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer"

"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."

"Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep."

"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"

"Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada."