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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer"
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"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."
"What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company? A good in-vest-ment"
"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."
"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"A guy tried to fight me for $0.25 I gave him no quarter."
"I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy. Q: What do you call a gullible vampire? A: A sucker"
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""