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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"
Next Joke
"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"
"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."
"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
"My dad was cutting up onions and I started tearing up. Onions was a great dog. :'("
"Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it."
"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"
"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
"Me: yah after the car accident i can barely raise my arm Lawyer: how high could u raise it before Me:*raises arm over head* like this high"