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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"
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"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"
"I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup'a cheesy."
"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""
"I was in the supermarket today and the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags Fuck me, we only voted out yesterday give them a chance"
"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."
"The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling."
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"
"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"