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Joke of the Day

"Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada."

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."

"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."

"A ghost walks into a bar ""Sorry sir"" the barmen says, ""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""

"ALERT At 9:20am, I lost an apostrophe. Last seen in the word ""Let's"". If you see it, please send it home. Its tweet misses it."

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"""Nothing rhymes with orange"" No it doesn't."

"Having a relationship is like taking your SAT. There's a lot of cheating, you never finish at the same time, and, in the end, you end up trying again in a few months."