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Joke of the Day

"Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada."

"What do you call a mexican on amphetamines? Speedy Gonzales."

"I can't look my former prostitute partner in the face since someone e-mailed me pics of her in the old days. Never look giffed whores in the mouth."

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"So I was at a sushi restaurant last night. I saw they had this Orgasm roll. I tried it, but I couldn't finish."

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"

"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."

"How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator"