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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."

"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."

"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."

"The memory foam in my mattress is probably wishing it could forget me."

"I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk ""do you have anything by The Doors?"", and he replied, ""just the fire extinguisher""."

"T-Rex probably died from the spread of disease since he couldn't use the soap dispensers without smashing his face into the mirror."

"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."