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Joke of the Day
"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."
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"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute.."
"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."
"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"
"No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this."
"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit."
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."