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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi without a car say? Damnit! Now I'm going to have to sieg HAIL a cab!"

"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."

"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"

"Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off."

"I heard something about a Finding Dory Trailer being released today, but I forgot..."

"A guy walked up to me in the street today and yelled ""N B A G""... ...I thought to myself, that's bang out of order."

"My hands are really reliable I can always count on them."

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."