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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"I'm just like Batman I have to get out of bed at night quite often."

"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."

"I like my women like I like my rice.... ....Hot, white, and lifeless."

"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"

"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."

"After twin sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died. The other was charged with murder. Just goes to show if you can't take the sting out of a bee, take the bee from the ... sting."

"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."

"What's a racist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"

"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."