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Joke of the Day

"I heard something about a Finding Dory Trailer being released today, but I forgot..."

"A black man walks into a restaurant The waiter says: We dont serve black people here! The black man responds: Thats okay, I don't eat them anyway."

"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."

"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."

"Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise."

"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."

"2 atoms walk into a bar One atom says to the other, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron!"" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" To which the atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"