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Joke of the Day
"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."
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"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
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"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."
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"A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show."