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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
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"Don't ""psh"" me, Coca Cola I just opened."
"What's just as uncomfortable cold, as it is warm? A public toilet seat."
"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"
"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"
"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."
"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"
"My girlfriend let out a huge sigh during sex then I had to tape back the hole I punctured in her"
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"I would walk over Lego's for you."