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Joke of the Day

"My hands are really reliable I can always count on them."

"You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids."

"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"

"How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground"

"I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon"

"Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however..."

"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"

"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."

"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""