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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."

"you live and learn, me, i try to die and unlearn as much possible. thats the difference between you and me, those things"

"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"

"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."

"What do you call a legless man at the beach during high tide? Fucked."

"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"