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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."
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"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"
"How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions"
"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."
"How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!"
"Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time."
"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."
"My brother just fed my 10 m.o. nephew a whole bowl guacamole before dropping him off with me. Now I've gotta change the diaper. What a dip shit."
"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."
"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."