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Joke of the Day

"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"

"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."

"""Please ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"" The teacher was rather bewildered. ""Don't you mean Michael?"" she asked. ""No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."""

"H: Gross! Stop peeing in the shower! Me: Why? Everybody pees in the shower. H: Yeah but you're not in it right now, I am."

"Maybe the dinosaur extinction was a murder suicide by the T-Rex. If I couldn't jerk off because my arms were to short I'd kill everyone too."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist!"

"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"

"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."

"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"

"Me: ""I really like this car"" Salesman: ""Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!"" Me: ""Eh, what else ya got?"""