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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"

"It would be rather appropriate to die during sex. We come *into* this world naked and screaming..."

"What's the smartest pizza? Combination with Nobel peppers."

"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."

"Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's? Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!"

"What type of wood is the most expensive? Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We're closed beat it."