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Joke of the Day

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?"

"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""

"I went to the Doctors today for a checkup He told me that I had one of the best digestive systems he'd ever seen. So today I'm celebrating superb bowel sunday."

"Did you hear Cyan delayed the release of Obduction again? Apparently they myst some deadlines."

"Knock Knock. Who's not there? Not me."

"Trying to argue via text is like Being Italian and talking with handcuffs on."

"A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say ""I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"""

"I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts."

"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"