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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"
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"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."
"What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"
"Surely sometimes hookers just look around and say ""SHIT, I'm really a hooker right now""."
"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"
"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""
"My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky"
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"
"I just had sex with Jesus Christ I wasn't prepared for his second coming."