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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a legless man at the beach during high tide? Fucked."
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"I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect"
"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"
"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including ""chillax"" and ""selfie."" So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble."
"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
"I do laundry so infrequently that anything not filthy feels fancy. ""Woah two clean socks? What is this, prom night!?"""
"I know this girl who's a total butterpoliticalviews."
"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"
"What do you call a Burberry Style Transforming Truck? Optimush Prime... Hahaaa."
"Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, ""hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around"". The second cow says, ""I don't care, I'm a submarine!""."