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Joke of the Day

"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"

"Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy."

"What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?"

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."

"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"

"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"

"What's the difference between telling a good joke and sex? Dunno. I'm pretty shit at both."

"my doctor told me to watch my drinking and so i bought some mirrors"

"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"

"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."