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Joke of the Day
"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"
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"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."
"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"
"Masking tape never makes a very realistic mask."
"The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD."
"A good way to know you'll be paying more than 5 dollars for a coffee is if the guy making it looks like one of the Lumineers."
"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."
"What do you call a man who you are not sure will become your friend? A training brah."
"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"
"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"