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Joke of the Day

"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."

"Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head."

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."

"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."

"Misplaced apostrophes are just as annoying as the question mark I've used here?"

"""I'm sorry I'm legally not allowed to take more than 3 passengers."" *runs through 4 red lights going 15 miles over the speed limit.*"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal"

"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."

"What does a homeless man gets for Christmas? A cold."