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Joke of the Day

"Misplaced apostrophes are just as annoying as the question mark I've used here?"

"TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him. She was charged with a misdeweiner."

"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"

"I design castles. AMA! For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart."

"[i start thinking about an imminent problem] Hmm this is unpleasant. I better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore"

"They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun. *crashes vehicle* ""OMG, my legs! Hey, a party!"" *dies smiling*"

"whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul"

"[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I'll take any and all of them. Thank you :)"

"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."

"Why did the cave hate miners? They're always picking on him."