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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."
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"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."
"""911"" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat ""how far apart are the contractions?"" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast"
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"Request: push more paper than a ... I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated"
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"
"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."
"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."
"Logged out of Twitter for a few hours... Finally graduated college, lost some weight, showered, read 17 books, and started a family."