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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."
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"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."
"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""
"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto . . hahah . . . fuck"
"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"
"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""