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Joke of the Day

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal"

"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"

"My book fell from above and hit me on my head All I can do is blame my shelf"

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."

"Did you hear about the bird that lost all of its feathers in a volcano? It was moltin'."

"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !"

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"

"I like my women like I like my computer Turned on On my lap And virus free"

"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""