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Joke of the Day

"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"

"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."

"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"What is Aloe Blacc's real name? Bye Bye White"

"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""

"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge."