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Joke of the Day
"How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !"
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"I'm so horny... ..even the crack of dawn looks good."
"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"
"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."
"A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. ""Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."" The mechanic has a look under the car. ""Your alignment is off."""
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"How do you unload a truck load of puppies? With a pitchfork"