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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."
Next Joke
"Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!"
"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"
"If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards a grown man devolves into a monster then into a petulant little boy. It's basically Twitter."
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you."
"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings."
"What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel."
"Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls."
"There's a strong correlation between the amount of pre-made holes in a guy's jeans & his level of douchiness."