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Joke of the Day
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
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"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."
"""Hello, 911"" Help I'm being murdered! ""Can you put the murderer on please"" what ""Gotta hear both sides"""
"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."
"What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? I don't know and I don't care."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"
"I run a suicide hotline. A guy called me once, told me I had 60 seconds to convince him not to jump off his balcony on the 41st floor. He must've confused me with the *anti*-suicide hotline."
"How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Why do we need change? (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)"
"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"