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Joke of the Day
"I'm so horny... ..even the crack of dawn looks good."
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"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."
"Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help."
"Speechless This message has no content."
"Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho"
"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."
"I told a boy I loved him once. We were 6. He punched my arm & stole my cake. Life lesson. Never lose sight of what's important. #Cake."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."