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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
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"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."
"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."
"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."
"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""
"Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well."
"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"
"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."
"If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself."