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Joke of the Day
"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"
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"Non-lactating cows are milk duds."
"What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? A park bench can support a family."
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"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."
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"Facepalm? Is that FaceTime for blind people?"